Managed to shave anyway.
Peretz is busily hammering out a missive threatening legal action against the dog he was just playing with on walk, but his computer keeps crashing (too much bunnyineveryhole.com last night). Apparently, "Despite the obvious differences in size, coat and conformation, the markings and coloration of the party of the second part remain confusingly similar to the trademarked properties of the party of the first part and thereby represent a significant dilution of the 'Peretz' and 'suchfun.net' brands." I don't think he wants the dog put down or anything, I imagine it will all end in yet another out of court settlement for an undisclosed sum.
He's also very angry about a bug that was 'molestering' him as we approached home- he's talking about calling in his legbreakers on that one.