So, Hampshire College fundraisers, you've just earned a lifetime (likely short, granted) "go fuck yourself" from this up and coming young IT professional, I guess by 'experiential education' you folks mean exposing kids to enough short-sighted bureaucratic horseshit that the real world comes as no surprise, maybe that's worthwhile, but I certainly have no interest in supporting it. Wealthy patrons of the arts- why not give these people some money so I don't have to, or, if there's anybody else here with a real job, let's form a consortium. I don't want to have to drive to NYC to see paintings that aren't landscapes. Going to go salt my bean soup with tears of impotent rage now.