Explosions in the distance, voluminous holiday-themed spam, copying files to archive, etc., etc.

Like a bad joke, knows ten languages, lousy communication skills, how do I get myself in these situations? Perverse.

Thinking about some behavioral patterns that don't seem like they could possibly be all that common, wondering what I do to attract people who manifest them, maybe they're just a lot more common than I imagine, scary.

Scary, perverse.