Learned yesterday of a second marriage by photo-sharing website, this one at the second degree of separation, still makes me somewhat relieved at this service's relative lack of social networking features. Honestly, ladies, this is all a tissue of lies, I'm not the catch I seem- though, if you happen to have access to interdimensional travel facilities, disregard previous, I know time flows differently where you are, but I'm not sure how much longer I can hold out here, it's a frightening place. Red planet, take me home.

Maybe will manage to get a haircut today, how many months have I been meaning to do that, six, eight?