This morning's best spam subject lines:

Vraag/Opmerking voor Pruikenwinkel
polite omphalos
It had been attached to him since the day on the old battlefield where he had first met it.
Zadel uw personeel de dag voor hun vakantie niet op met onredelijk veel werk.
The responses varied widely, a curse for all those who did not stay where they belonged or a shrug and a blank look being the most common.
Ordinary space I cannot be allowed me, down on public holidays and; mind
imaginative ball bearing
If you could have done another world in a microfilm what's wanted us, a part
incinerated sheriff

Given how many I just looked at, amusement's pretty thin on the ground, still, a sucker for anything Dutch, Pruikenwinkel!

It's the 70th birthday of the woman who does the dummying so there's lots of muffins & stuff, lovely.