Thinking about dehumanizing abuses of power, they're pretty sad. They're pretty everywhere. Came across one where I didn't expect to, left me reeling a bit, perhaps you've noticed.

Devices still acting funnier than I'd like, well enough to get the job done, I think.

Could use some gentle treatment, not going to get any, can do without if I need to.

Could use a beverage. That's easy.