tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26855787.post8890354880256660311..comments2023-07-14T10:19:18.656-04:00Comments on you are my sunshine: dbrhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05137475994767513800noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26855787.post-49604698701102927842006-12-01T07:27:00.000-05:002006-12-01T07:27:00.000-05:00These questions and more are answered in my attrac...These questions and more are answered in my attractive glossy pamphlet 'Why keep hurting the chairs?'<br /><br />Funnily enough a wrote a very short story a couple months ago involving suffering tables and chairs, here it is:<br /><br />1. The ghosts arrived punctually at the Autumnal Equinox.<br />2. Shimmering and wailing, they made life unbearable.<br />3. The ghosts passed right through everything, but made everything they touched hurt really badly.<br />4. Even tables and chairs.<br />5. They tried cooking a Fall Feast.<br />6. But the ghosts came and ruined everything.<br />7. They tried fucking, but couldn't.<br />8. It wouldn't have helped anyway, the ghosts were too strong.<br />9. They looked into selling the house.<br />10. After the third agent they'd contacted dismembered five young families in five starter homes, they knew they had to stay.<br />11. On the Winter Solstice, they died together in bed.<br />12. After that, the ghosts didn't seem so bad. Some of them were actually quite nice.<br />13. Everybody had a party.dbrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05137475994767513800noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-26855787.post-45057739814939881322006-12-01T07:18:00.000-05:002006-12-01T07:18:00.000-05:00I remain unconvinced. Does a chair cease to be a ...I remain unconvinced. Does a chair cease to be a chair with one leg broken? Two? When does it stop becoming a chair as it comes apart? The reality is the emptiness; the Roman Empire is an illusion; I am an illusion.upezrogAnonymousnoreply@blogger.com